- Me: *takes 50 selfies*
- me: *deletes 49*
- me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
- me: *deletes that too*
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.